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Joke of the Day
"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"
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"What is the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaah!"
"I lovingly caress my belly. ""You're expecting?"" a woman asks. I smile serenely. ""Just ate an amazing burrito,"" I tell her."
"What's the penis from Bill Gates like? Micro and soft."
"Like most movies. I show big things in my trailer."
"Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds? Because there are twenty of them."
"A lot of people ask me ""why do you lie about the high number of people asking you things?"""
"There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey."
"A clock asked another clock out... He was timezoned"