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Joke of the Day
"Im voting Hillary Clinton this year. Because she dosnt suck"
Next Joke
"*First Date* Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me. Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet."
"What movie did Leonardo DiCaprio's dog recently star in? The Woof of Wall Street."
"Iphones walked out :p Two Iphones walked out of a bar"
"What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer."
"I need 6 to 8 vegans... ...to mow my lawn. Plenty of food here, just bring your own drinks please."
"If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine"
"At first I didn't like my beard.. But now it's starting to grow on me."
"INTERVIEWER: It says here you can communicate telepathically? ME: IN: Is this an ability you have always had? ME: IN: Please say something."
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and kept in the freezer."