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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a whore shut up? Tell her to put a cock in it"
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"Q: Why don't women have men's brains? A: Because they don't have penises to put them in."
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"DOCTOR: *stethoscope on my back* Gimme a very slow exhale. ME: EXXXXHHHHHHAAAALLLLLE"
"i want to take one of those cruises where people shit right there on the boat but apparently they only happen randomly as a surpris,e"
"Can I integrate myself with respect to you?"
"What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life"
"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do"