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Joke of the Day

"What is hitlers favorite yugio card? The blue eyes white dragon"

"Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? Just a warning, it's not that gouda. (made that one up during a slow night at work)"

"Tell me you love me. Then get in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and let me play my video games so I know it's real"

"I have an inferiority complex But it's a not very good one...:("

"The Arrogance of Authority A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That is a trick question, feminists can't change anything."

"Told my doctor I had a headache. He gave me 2 hollowpoint ""pills"" and a 9mm ""delivery system"" Damn Obama Care."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot ""you racist"""

"You guys hear about the new Lebron James phone? It only vibrates, it doesn't have a ring."

"What is your favorite biology joke?"