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Joke of the Day
"What is hitlers favorite yugio card? The blue eyes white dragon"
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"Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun."
"What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor? I'd tap that."
"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"How do you cure the hiccups? Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice."
"The bad weather kept my friend Edward from going to work today He's Snowden"
"Jesus came to me in a dream and asked me ""do you know how much I love you?"" ""This much"" he said and he spread his arms and died."
"""Do not iron"" Like that was ever going to happen..."
"what do you call a cow that's recently given birth? Decaffinated"
"Apparently, if you Google ""boss"" and ""chloroform"" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere."