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Joke of the Day

"Playing Pokemon Go is like having sex with a cheap hooker... ..You never know what you're going to catch."

"How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is *definitely* out."

"What did Groot say when he had amnesia? Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)"

"Maybe the Mayans were talking about hockey"

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss"

"The swordsman thought he won his fight but in fact His opponent feinted"

"Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?"

"Man walks into a bar... Ouch that hurt. Man walks under a bar... LIMBO CHAMPION!"

"I texted my girl saying who sang ""Party Rock Anthem"". She replied ""LMFAO"". I don't get what's so fucking funny?"

"Goldfish are the only pets with the decency to die just as the novelty wears off."