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Joke of the Day

"I identified a body yesterday. ""That's a body!"" I said."

"If I ever opened up a nail salon, I would definitely name it ""Handjobs""."

"What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside? A Navel Destroyer."

"Do you or anyone you know regularly kill it on the web with net posts? You may be entitled to a false sense of self worth"

"Brad Pitt was just telling my friend he liked me & then I woke up so it looks like the best part of my day is already bullshit & over."

"I've got a shitty joke. Why did the poo have a crappy life? Because his dad is an arsehole"

"Wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."

"What's the best way to get to church on sunday? Mass transit"

"If it ain't broke, my children haven't touched it yet."

"The real reason Hillary Clinton stumbled A tiny plane flew into her."