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Joke of the Day
"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."
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"Saw two blind people fighting today. I said, ""I think that the guy with the knife will win!"" They both ran away. Edit: Grammar"
"Why wasn't Skrillex allowed on the fishing trip? He keeps dropping the bass"
"I don't know why people call me arrogant I'm the most humble guy in the world"
"""What doesn't kill you makes you smaller."" ~Mario"
"Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave."
"What's on the inside of a clean nose? Fingerprints."
"What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe? Clogs."
"Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker? He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because I might vote for it."