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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the donut who split from his wife? She's terrible with the kids so he's filling for custody."

"Why didn't the ghost have any children? Because he had a Halloweenie!"

"Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?"

"I'm into cryogenics. All the cool kids are doing it."

"I like my women like I like my programming languages. Visual and basic"

"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? ....getting her out of the wheelchair."

"Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!"

"What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four!"

"I hate it when I'm at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""

"What do you attach to a transgender chicken? Dez Nuts!"