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Joke of the Day

"This joke is like a party without any demand for fruit juice. There is no punch line."

"My buddy David lost his id so now I just call him Dave."

"Did you know how they found out that Dale Earnheart had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders on the dash."

"Why can't unicorns play soccer? Because they don't exist"

"What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won't stop chasing you? Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk."

"What do you call an agnostic? An athe-ish."

"A local establishment wants to press charges on me for getting an erection on their property. Luckily for me, they have no hard evidence."

"Her: You know I love it when you pull my hair... Me: Yes, baby Her: But the other people at this PTA meeting are beginning to stare."

"Born Too Late To Explore The Earth, Born too early to explore the galaxy, Born at just the right time to have sex with virtual reality anime chicks."

"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"