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Joke of the Day

"Obama said our ship has come in. We're just now realizing it was hardship."

"What do you call a pig that has never been tested for an infection? Uncultured swine."

"If you're a woman and you lost your virginity, Chuck Norris probably has it."

"You might think a man's anatomy is quite similar to a woman's.... But there's a vas deferens."

"Did you know Princess Di had dandruff? Yeah, they found her head and shoulders in the dashboard."

"My friend committed suicide by taking 50 Tylenol. I don't know why he did that. He could have just taken 4 Aleve."

"You don't know... ...until you find out!"

"a peaceful man was so opposed to war that he upon reading his draft notice he passed out and remained comatose for the duration of the war he was an unconscientious objector"

"How Long is a China-man? I always thought he was Korean."

"Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you? If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer."