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Joke of the Day
"How Long is a China-man? I always thought he was Korean."
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"Nuts. When you have nuts on the wall they're called walnuts. When you have nuts on your chest they're called chestnuts. When you have nuts on your chin you're called a cocksucker."
"Two elderly men are lounging on the porch of the Socialist Nudist Club, and one says to the other.... ""Say old chap, have you read Marx?"" ""Why yes. It's these bloody wicker chairs!"""
"Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees."
"Why is depressed clothing so convenient? It hangs itself"
"What idiot called it jousting and not poker knight?"
"[Interview] ""Why'd you leave ur last job?"" My boss felt threatened by me [Flashback to juggling lighters after dousing boss in gasoline]"
"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit"
"*tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*"
"I used to be a People Person, but People ruined it for me!!!"