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Joke of the Day

"a peaceful man was so opposed to war that he upon reading his draft notice he passed out and remained comatose for the duration of the war he was an unconscientious objector"

"Last night I poured a hot bath, lit candles and turned on the radio. Then I threw them into the bath because I'm a guy and was curious."

"If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish... Shes's probably too old for you."

"What idiot called it a book shelf instead of a know ledge?"

"What do you call a japanese homeless guy? Tokyo Drifter"

"Studies show that Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee have an obesity rate of over 30%. Maybe they'll change their name from the Bible Belt to the Loosened Belt."

"My friend has the Koran on DVD... I asked him if he could burn me a copy."

"Therapist: Do u ever feel like hurting yourself Me: No T: What about other people Me:.....................................................No"

"Kevin Bacon likes to play Six Degrees of Everybody Else."

"Mrs Smith the biology teacher was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf which was great for the children in her class. ""What Mrs Smith needs"" said one of her colleagues ""is a herring-aid."""