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Joke of the Day

"Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you? If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer."

"Alway be nice to anyone that has full unhindered access to your toothbrush."

"why was X afraid of Y? because 2Y-14/3X=0"

"What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant? A Reba!"

"I just accidentally opened the door for a jehovah's Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away."

"Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was Chewy"

"Girl are you sitting on an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."

"I have no problems with buying tampons... I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they're not a ""proper"" present. (Jimmy Carr)"

"On our third date, my girlfriend told me that she was bisexual. I broke it off with her because I definitely need sex more than every two weeks."

"Why is six afraid of seven? seven eight nine. (seven ate nine)"