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Joke of the Day
"""Sure, you could bury it but hear me out."" Taxidermy is invented."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !"
"Two cannibals are eating this guy.... One of them ask, ""So, you having fun?"". The other one says ""Yeah. I'm having a ball."""
"I'm having trouble discerning my Twitter voice from my professional one. I just said ""What's up, slut?"" to our receptionist. Frigid bitch."
"What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved."
"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Send me a text like a normal person."
"How do teachers teach safe sex in the south? put a hood on your klan member"
"So my girlfriend just told me that she needed velocity... Well, her exact words were ""time and distance"" but I knew what she meant."
"How does an octopus go to war ? Well-armed !"
"I hate being a prominent political figure. No-one wants to date a guy with aides."