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Joke of the Day

"My GF likes it in the butt. She's an anal moll."

"I love avocados in my salad I would go buy some right now, but I don't have a car doe"

"I recently joined a support group for people who peaked in high school. It's called Crossfit"

"I tried calling in sick for work today. Apparently being ""sick of work"" isn't an illness."

"When I draw a fish I always.... ... Draw it to scale"

"What's black and found at the top of a stair case? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!"

"Oscar Pistorius says he won't be entering other races until the trial is over. I think in prison he'll have to worry more about other races entering him."

"If I had to eat a person I guess I would prefer a vegetarian. I like irony and prefer grass fed beef."

"I like the phrase ""I wasn't born yesterday"" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid."