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Joke of the Day
"I hate being a prominent political figure. No-one wants to date a guy with aides."
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"Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!"
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's That's because she changes it more often."
"What kind of phone makes music? A saxophone."
"You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?"
"How to DoS someone without any tech knowledge Steal all their shirts and shoes"
"Once I walked across a road when the light was red. I felt so bad I went back and waited for the light to turn green."
"Madonna fell while performing at a show yesterday. When asked about it, she said... ""All that time on my back reminded me of the 80's"""
"A fish asked a lobster why he gets boiled alive The lobster replied ""your face looks boiled"" The fish says ""I guess you can't be roasted"""
"I'm having mixed feelings about that garlic diet... So far, I've lost 6 pounds and most of my friends."