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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alka ! Alka who ! Alka-phone !"

"I cheated on my taxidermist girlfriend. Now I'm stuffed..."

"(Pickup line) Are you a test-tube baby? Because you're perfect."

"everyday im faced w/ a choice b/w good & evil. i try to be good but why woud i ever choose MIRACLE whip when i can hav a HELL MANS MAYONAISE"

"I'm about as jealous as a cancer patient who watches x-men."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because if they did they would be Bagels"

"I was on TV last night When I'm drunk, I sleep anywhere."

"I was going to post a joke about my poop this morning but it was too corny."

"*bumps into cute girl while typing on calculator* oops! got a bit carried away inventorying my lizards *makes sure she sees the 99999999999*"

"Whoever invented ""copy and paste"" should never have to go more than 2 hours without someone's lips around his wiener."