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Joke of the Day
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian"
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"If someone asks you what time it is they either: want to sleep with you; or are some kind of psycho that doesn't have a cellphone."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !"
"What's blue and fucks grannies? Me in my lucky blue suit."
"My grandmother died a few weeks ago. We had her cremated. We think that's what killed her."
"Money can't buy happiness... Poverty can't buy *Anything*"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"
"Scientists recently developed a weapon that directly targets the Higgs Boson It's classified as a weapon of mass destruction."
"Back in high school, I had this very bad beard and everyone would make fun of for it... So I had to start using a razor to *shave* face"
"Steven Gerrard has had the worst ending for a Captain Since the Titanic!"