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Joke of the Day

"Back in high school, I had this very bad beard and everyone would make fun of for it... So I had to start using a razor to *shave* face"

"If I want to bang an Eskimo... Alaska"

"How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye? Looking for love in all the wrong places."

"Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race"

"what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? Jurassic Pork Ill show^myself^out"

"I heard Bernie Sanders lost a delegate to the millionaire in a coin toss. The difference was a Quarter of 1%."

"My dad wears loosey-whities."

"People ask me the secret of a good tweet. It's called ""proof-reading"". Perhaps you've hard of it"

"Why did Snoo not check out a library book? Because he had already Reddit."

"I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!"