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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !"
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"DRAKE: I'll drop the best album of 2016. BEYONCE: Nah. DRAKE: The best album of... April? BEYONCE: Nah. DRAKE: Please don't do this to me."
"Why is ""fuck you"" an insult? I mean, i fuck my self every day"
"My favorite thing about Germany the children are kinder"
"Stop eating all the shrimp, Sean Connery It's shellfish."
"What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars? A solmate"
"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood"
"There is nothing louder than a party across the street that you weren't invited to."
"You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it."
"5 beer 2 Fingers A Faizan Walks Into A Bar, Holds up two fingers, and says ''FIVE Beers_Please''"