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Joke of the Day
"My grandmother died a few weeks ago. We had her cremated. We think that's what killed her."
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"What's worse than beating a dead horse? Shooting a live gorilla"
"I gotta imagine one of the worst things you can do is shit your snowsuit."
"The lights at JayZ's house weren't working, so he called me to fix it. Now he's got 99 problems but the switch ain't one."
"2 condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, you wanna go get shit faced?"""
"Does a roller coaster like its work? It has its ups and downs."
"This fat hate on reddit has been ridiculous lately. Come on, give them a break. They have enough on their plates already."
"A rabbi and a priest are walking past a park, where they see a group of boys playing football The priest says ""Let's go over and screw them kids."" The rabbi replies ""Out of what?"""
"I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning... I saw a blind man walking down the street one morning and as he passes by a fish market, he shouts ""Good morning ladies!!!"""
"A British soldier meets an Australian soldier on a warzone **British soldier**: Did you come here to die? **Australian soldier**: Nah mate, I came here yesterday!"