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Joke of the Day

"What's blue and fucks grannies? Me in my lucky blue suit."

"If you are from Spain... You are caught between a rock and a Bard place. Edit: Rock= Gibraltar Bard place = England (Shakespeare=bard)"

"Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets? Because their hands are always in someone else's!"

"ME: So. You from around here? HER: Yes. You're in my bedroom closet."

"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate."

"Why did the dog go into the church? The doors were open."

"I heard one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life yesterday! It was about an anti-climax."

"Porn: It's a load of bollocks."

"What do you call a negative antelope? A Cantelope."

"Apparently O.J. Simpson is getting remarried He decided to take another stab at it"