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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"

"Bad Mother Mick, do you think I'm a bad mother? My name is Paul."

"Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw? A: A chain saw has a dynamic range."

"Why do conservative gay men vote conservatively? They want to keep the right to bear arms."

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."

"911, what's your emergency? What do you mean you've been stabbed? People can't do that, that's illegal."

"some days you look in the mirror and all you see is a Botero painting"

"Whoever said ""money doesn't grow on trees"" has obviously never sold weed."

"[Request] Jokes about fruit juice? I know it's random ^^ sorry I've been tasked with finding jokes/puns or even short skits about fruit juice (for school). Thanks in advance for your replies :)"

"A man asks his dog, ""Can you speak English?"" The dog replies, ""Por supuesto que puedo hombre no tonta, soy un perro!"""