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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to jail for impersonating a police officer..."

"I'm throwing myself a circumcision party tomorrow, so anybody with a scalpel and a steady hand, stop on by. Jews welcome only with gift."

"Yo mama jokes Here you can tell yo mama jokes"

"Somebody parked in my spot and now I'm in the market for a rocket launcher."

"The problem with cuddling in bed with your true love is that iPhones don't cuddle back."

"Did you guys hear about the movie called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."

"I used to steal jokes of comedians. I still do, but I used to too."

"I have a good League of Legends jokes Doublelift joins TSM!! HAHAHA AMIRITE GUYS!! :'("

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!"" -Gordon Ramsay"

"What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? Oh, sorry...my fault."