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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to jail for impersonating a police officer..."
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"Who is more enthusiastic about performing oral sex, fat men or skinny men? Fat men, they'll eat anything."
"I know Jeb Bush will be President... because I bought a bag of Oreo cookies today."
"So I used to hang out with a linguist... ...until I found out he was stealing money from me. Turns out he was a false friend."
"Either the kids on my street were playing with sidewalk chalk, or this is a crime scene and a bunch of stars and cats just got murdered."
"What did the grand child say to his drowning grandpa? Paddle Pop!"
"If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?"
"Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I'm not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know."
"So tell me, what do you think of the rectum as a whole?"
"Cigarettes are like hamsters Harmless, until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."