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Joke of the Day
"I bought a new thesaurus It's nothing to write house about"
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"Why doesn't Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year"
"Before phones were invented Were dick pics called junk mail?"
"What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock."
"How many South Americans does it take to change a light bulb? A Brazilian!"
"i feel like i need to go to rehab for my avocado addiction. :("
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself I don't come here to be insulted !"
"How do you tell if you have a high sperm count. She chews before she swallows."
"We'll all be making some serious Zellweger face on the toilet tomorrow."
"Two elephants and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bud dum tss."