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"Why doesn't Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year"
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"A programmer had a problem... A programmer had a problem. He thought ""I know, I'll solve it with threads!"". has Now problems. two he"
"Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger? To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet."
"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."
"What word begins with ""N"" and ends in ""R"" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy? Neighbor."
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"Never tip a cow more than 15%."