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Joke of the Day
"We'll all be making some serious Zellweger face on the toilet tomorrow."
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"In the beginning... Miller Brewing said, ""Let there be Lite."" The Fat Broad said, ""Less filling, but I'm not sure it tastes great."""
"the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian"
"What do Dicks and School have in common There both long and hard unless you are Asian"
"I learn something new every day that I didn't want to know."
"They changed something in the matrix... and now all the eigenvalues are wrong."
"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."
"I identify as counter strike, and I find this globally offensive."
"I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial."
"What is the official novel of Mexico? Tequila Mockingbird"