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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if you have a high sperm count. She chews before she swallows."
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"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife"
"""woof woof"" -my neighbor's dog telling me his views on abortion lol nigga idk if i can agree on this one"
"What's big, green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."
"Just heard on the news about the 1993 luggage murder. Apparently the police are reopening the case"
"What do you get when you cross a onion and a donkey? A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye"
"I told my friend he's a bad thief. He's not taking it well."
"Son: Dad I'm in love with a girl just like mum. Father: So what do you want from me? Sympathy?"
"Two redditors walk into a bar"
"Love doesn't walk away, people do."