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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cook ! Cook who ? Cuckoo yourself I don't come here to be insulted !"

"My ambition is to be the last man on earth so that I can find out if all those girls were telling the truth."

"Why did Hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi"

"What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering."

"What do you call a prostitute playing bingo? A bing-hoe."

"I bought a universal remote today. I was disappointed to find out that it does not, in fact, control the universe. Not even remotely."

"What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone? The Galaxy note 7"

"I used to be addicted to frozen sandwiches But I decided to go cold turkey."

"Why was the scare crow given an award? Because he is outstanding in his field."

"Greeks lined up for ATM? Isn't that kinda their thing?"