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Joke of the Day
"Before phones were invented Were dick pics called junk mail?"
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"*pours a shaker of salt into the ocean* You're free now"
"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."
"What does D.N.A. stand for? National Dyslexic Association."
"How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching? Terra-fied."
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change."
"I told an ebola joke And only 50% died laughing."
"How do Alaska CB radio operators say ""10-4""? ""5-5-2-2."""
"me: *rubs lamp* genie: I will grant you three wishes me: can you go away I'm rubbing this lamp"
"What does a tight pair of pants and a cheap motel have in common? No ballroom."