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Joke of the Day

"[Shop class] Satan: Whatcha makin'? God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making? Satan: A bong."

"Teacher to Student: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow."""

"Knock Knock..Whos there? Allah...Allah Who?..Snackbar!"

"An Emo and a leaf fall from a tree, Who hits the ground first? the leaf, the rope stops the emo"

"Hear about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old..."

"I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC"

"What body part is most sensitive to a man while he is masturbating? His ears."

"Therapist: We must remove our masks and express our true selves Yoga instructor: True Nutritionist: So wise Raccoon: This is bullshit, Alan"

"Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia? Because the instructions usually say: ""Take after meals."""

"I tossed my friend Sierra a can of pop Sierra Mist"