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Joke of the Day
"I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC"
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"What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection? ""Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"""
"What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room? It's nacho business!"
"What do you call a hundred women in a tree? A cuntry (country)"
"My first joke here and an original! Did you hear about the two lawyers who set up shop under the old oak tree? I heard it was a pretty shady business."
"In these tough times, you can pop in the Titanic DVD to watch rich people die painfully, their money powerless against the fury of nature"
"They hired another Russian guy at my work He seems to think everything that Ukrainian guy tells him is so obvious."
"What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset? Knot movies"
"Confucious he say... Man who fart in church, sit in his own pew..."
"What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher? Two days."