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Joke of the Day
"I tossed my friend Sierra a can of pop Sierra Mist"
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"Why do sharks circle their prey? ""dad, why do the sharks swim in circles like that before they eat someone?"" ""it makes them taste better, son."" ""taste better? How? "" ""it scares the shit out of them."""
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton would have never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."
"What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids"
"What was Hitler favorite TV show? The Amazing Race"
"Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space. That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it."
"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."
"How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash? 9 months"
"Okay Canada. You've made your point. Will you take winter back now? Please?"