79792
Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock..Whos there? Allah...Allah Who?..Snackbar!"
Next Joke
"Interviewer: we need someone experienced, this job will break you... Worm: (slowly breaks itself in two while maintaining eye contact)"
"What do you call a sunburnt santa? Crisp Cringle"
"The bartender says ""We don't serve time travelers here."" A time traveler walks into a bar."
"what if all your eggs hatched and when u opened the fridge a dozen baby chicks were staring up at u like u were their mom"
"Most disgraceful joke I want to hear jokes that make your stomach churn, cringe, the most racist/sexist joke, jokes about absolutely everything and anything. I want them bad"
"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"
"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""
"A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then peppery spray by the police... he is now a seasoned veteran"
"Dogs: OMG YOU'RE HOME! I LOVE YOU!!! Cats: greetings human. as you may have noticed, my food bowl is empty...fill it..I'll be on the couch."