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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock..Whos there? Allah...Allah Who?..Snackbar!"

"Teacher: Tommy Russell you're late again. Tommy: Sorry sir. It's my bus - it's always coming late. Teacher: Well if it's late again tomorrow catch an earlier one."

"Today is the day I release the coyote I trained on Windows 95 back into the wild."

"What do you call someone who is known for being heartless and cold to others? Dead"

"I was sold a calculator with the plus button missing. Something doesn't quite add up."

"YOU CAN'T BUY HOT POCKETS YOU CAN ONLY BUY COLD POCKETS YOU ARE EXPECTED SUPPLY THE HEAT YOURSELF DONT BELIEVE THE LIES."

"Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing."

"Why don't penguins ever get married? They always get cold feet! ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out."

"My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn't find the words to thank them."

"Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord."