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Joke of the Day
"What body part is most sensitive to a man while he is masturbating? His ears."
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"My Muslim girlfriend wants to blow me Should I be excited or call the cops?"
"Dang girl are you Die Hard on TBS because it looks like all the good parts are missing."
"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."
"I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you."
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."
"How many days are there in Canadian February? About Twenty, eh."
"What did the girl say when her boyfriend asked her to rate the size of his penis? Urinate (heh just made this one up)"
"A recent study says 1 in 3 people will be injured during sex this year. The rest are just doing it wrong."
"Did you hear about the guy that shits out jars? He's a real glasshole, that guy"