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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old..."

"What happens if Hillary Clinton gets so sick she dies before the general election? ...she goes to hell"

"Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened."

"If i ever become a vet, I'm naming my clinic ""Bitches get Stitches."""

"Economic research Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle attract the most interest."

"What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ? I don't have Ferrari in my garage."

"I heard there were shenanigans in Iowa last week Apparently it was Hillary's cock and Bernie's ass."

"Me: How was your first day of school? 5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back?"

"An African, an Asian, and an Eskimo walk into a deez. Deez nuts."

"How did the sailor stranded on an island with a calendar survive a year? Eating the dates and Sundays."