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Joke of the Day
"What type of energy supplement do terrorist take? C4"
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"Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu Ackbar!!!!"
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"What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade."
"Was chopping herbs and got some in my eye now im parsley sighted"
"What do you call a magical dwarf? A midgetcian!"
"Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments."
"Hello, you've reached 1-800-NARCISSIST, how can you help me?"
"Baby you must be a vector image... Cause no matter how close I look you're still perfect."