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Joke of the Day

"Why do people call Donald Trump a clown? Because we used to find him funny, but now he's just shit-your-pants terrifying."

"My six pack is protected by a layer of fat. Rather a few layers."

"At geography class Little Jon is at school reading his geography book in class. The teacher tries to surprise him: - Where's England, Jon? He proudly answers: - Page 83."

"Anyone heard that joke going around about paper? I thought it was pretty tearable."

"I got a tapeworm once back in the 80s. Now I have an mp3worm."

"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls? So they don't have hairballs!"

"Always the camel, never the toe."

"Today I had a mild panic attack over the fact I will die someday. Then I bought some shit on Amazon. Your mom is a hermaphrodite."

"My tree went missing..... so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog."

"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro Boner."