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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"

"If your man keeps cheating on you with the same woman, humble yourself and go ask her for advice."

"Memes This is my first post, make it good. I want memes"

"Cops are looking for a fat bank robber. He's still at large."

"So I hear they're building a new Cloud City... In orLANDO Florida."

"What did the astrophysicist say to the quark? You matter."

"I wanted to be a communist. But my dad is too rich."

"I appreciate and am so thankful for all law enforcement officers ...until I'm driving."

"[plays dead to stop a bear from chasing me but then it plays dead next to me and we end stargazing together, forming a spiritual connection]"

"Why are mushrooms small? Because there isn't mush-room."