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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"

"What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym? Sasquats"

"She was a fax machine She kept her modem clean She was the best damn printer that I've ever seen"

"I almost did this stupid thing at work where I think for myself."

"Elitist Perfumers no common scents"

"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."

"Being great in bed is like being attractive or smart. The more you talk about it, the less I believe it."

"I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously... Needless to say, I was shocked."

"What do you call a thirsty cow? A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is."

"I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks. Dad loved her, but mum said she could've done with another hour on a low heat."