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Joke of the Day
"What name do you give to a frog? (croaky voice) ROBBERT"
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"I went to the doctor to get tested for ADHD... he said I've got it so bad, I have AD Blu-Ray"
"7yo: I HAVE A LOOSE TOOTH! Me: The Tooth Fairy doesn't want you messing with it until payd...Friday."
"Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity everyone had to glue themselves down."
"What material do african blacksmiths use the most? Steel."
"What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !"
"Sodium said to neon, ""I gave your mother my electron last night!"" Neon didn't react."
"I like my women like I like my hamburgers With enriched white buns..."
"Cabbies, stop acting like paying with a credit card is the worst thing to happen to you since you were a child soldier in your homeland."
"Father names his son Bentley. His friend asks - are you stupid? Why would you name your son Bentley?! Father - i don't care. At least i have Bentley now."