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Joke of the Day

"Girls are like an internet virus... ...they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, download their problems and delete your smile..."

"Just got my grades back for my computer science class. Apparently, I got a C++ on my final."

"For Sale: Dwarf Jacuzzi Can also be used as a foot spa."

"My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, ""just change the sine."""

"Never Give Up! by Percy Vere"

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"

"What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!"

"Since we're doing electrician jokes......... Q: What's the difference between God and an electrician? A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician."

"I punched Dwayne Johnson in the butt... I guess I hit rock bottom **ba-dum-tss**"

"Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society."