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Joke of the Day

"Dutch girl I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs."

"An elephant and a naked man were standing next to each other... The elephant says ""It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?"""

"1am: Huh, I'm not tired... 2am: I feel great! Maybe I don't need sleep? 3am: LET'S EXECUTE EVERY IDEA I'VE EVER HAD. 3:04am: Euthanise me."

"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing"

"Thank you for teaching me the meaning of the word ""much."" It means a lot."

"At first, I never understood why my parents had a bitter relationship Until I realized my birthday was 9 months after my dad's..."

"What is the difference between a prison guard and a member of Congress One interacts with felons, half of which are probably innocent of crimes, and the other works on Capitol Hill."

"How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes? None."

"I always wondered why Pikachu's electric shock blasts off team rocket but not Ash. I guess Ash is just better grounded."

"My friend keeps saying ""cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"" I know he means well..."