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Joke of the Day

"They have free mints in the movie theater bathrooms. Wife: ""GROSS, who eats mints from the bathroom?!"" Me: (Mouth full of mints) ""I KNOW!"""

"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."

"What did one casket say to the other? What did one casket say to the other casket?...Is that you coffin..."

"""Dayyuuuum Giiiiirrrl... Did you fall from Heaven?"" *pokes body with stick*"

"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."

"I once dated a girl who owned a parrot. The thing would never shut the f@#K-up! but the parrot was cool though!"

"Just saw a French footballer playing Nintendo Think it was Thierry on Wii"

"What's the Difference Between Trump and Garbage Garbage can be thrown out"

"I buy all my guns from a guy called T-Rex He's a small arms dealer"

"Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!"