87641
Joke of the Day
"Women can fake orgasms... But men can fake love."
Next Joke
"Oh, did my tweet insulting a celebrity upset you? Maybe you should tell them about it the next time you guys hang out."
"Dont look at my username. You looked, dint you? Dint I tell you not to? Dont you have any control? ANY control? You stoopid?.... Get it?"
"What do you call a Catholic Missionary who is also a car enthusiast? A Catholitic Converter"
"It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request."
"BRO DOCTOR ""Well, looks like we're going to have to check that prostate lol no homo"" BRO DOCTOR"
"My mom worries about me too much. We were having a phone conversation till she dropped her phone. She picks it up and asks ""are you OK?"""
"What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."
"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31"
"In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab? Heatstroke."