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Joke of the Day

"I recently came into a large sum of money Now all the bills are sticking together"

"Favorite lame DAD joke"

"Those a-hole guys on ""Teen Mom"" don't think being a dad is ""cool."" Well check me out #Responsibility never looked so ""swag! "" lol"

"[first date] ""So... you didn't mention that you're trapped in 230 million year old amber."" [my motionless eyes glint within my golden shell]"

"I really respect Donald Trump's campaign He's doing so much to help raise awareness for autism."

"what's worse than being adopted? finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up."

"School taught me a lot of stuff, but the most useful was how to get ready in 15 minutes"

"Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick."

"I love telling your momma jokes she has a terrific sense of humor and a beautiful laugh."

"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."