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Joke of the Day
"I recently came into a large sum of money Now all the bills are sticking together"
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"Breaking News: PIRATES STOPPED STEALING OIL TANKERS They switched to stealing tankers filled with printer ink..."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."
"Be nice to someone for no reason. You never know when you're going to need someone to be nice to you for no reason."""
"Why doesn't the man with an extra penis have any friends? He's too cocky."
"TIL that .15% of subway sandwiches are made incorrectly on the first try Whoops sorry sir, wrong sub!"
"What's the difference between a burger and a burglar? Cooking times."
"If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive ""to work"" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me."
"I'm an animal in bed I do it doggy style and come after 5 seconds"
"Hedgehogs would seem far less adorable if they had more relevant names like 'Stabbyrabbit' or 'Weaponrat'"