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Joke of the Day
"I'm an animal in bed I do it doggy style and come after 5 seconds"
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"[NBA Postgame] *LeBron wearing his fake glasses* ""Questions? Yes, Lois Lane from Daily Planet"" ""Yeah hi. I'll wait til LeBron comes out"""
"Jews What is the difference between a pizza and a jew? Jews dont scream in the oven. What is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? Boy scouts come home from camp."
"Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting."
"How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK? Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps."
"What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller"
"Top 5 oxymorons: 1. Jumbo shrimp 2. Civil war 3. Virtual reality 4. Great outdoors 5. Family vacation"
"What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes? A tribal tattoo makes you laugh."
"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness"
"I love the smell of relapse in the morning"