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Joke of the Day

"If you've never actually got dressed, got in your car & pretended to drive ""to work"" to get a chick to leave your house then you're not me."

"Your mom's had so many trains run on her... ...they call her The Island of Sodor."

"What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth? Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue."

"I am quite old, so I wasn't shocked today during a thorough inspection to find that I had a gray pubic hair. The other people on the elevator seemed pretty surprised, though."

"I Hate Being this Sexy, But Somebody Has To Do it."

"A blowfly walks into a bar.... And asks ""Is this stool taken?"""

"Looks like a wonderful day to do all the nothing I have planned."

"I never understood why vets... aren't called dogtors."

"*puts words between two asterisks*"

"What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce? I did not see that coming."