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Joke of the Day

"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three time while carrying me to the car."

"How is religion like a penis? You can have a penis, and you can be proud of your penis, but don't shove your penis in my face."

"Let me make an iphone joke Never mind, Ill just come up with a new one"

"I've met many Richards... However, some of them are Dicks."

"I came here to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"I always ask Subway workers if THEY want double meat, then wink. Then I get kicked out."

"""Let's watch TV and talk about it on the Internet."""

"I'll run on the treadmill, I'll do the elliptical, I will even take a zumba class... But yoga is a stretch for me."

"What do you call two gay guys who look different but sound the same? Homophones."

"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 40+ years? Because Moses lost a quarter."