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Joke of the Day

"Breaking News: PIRATES STOPPED STEALING OIL TANKERS They switched to stealing tankers filled with printer ink..."

"Loltard: Someone who uses 'lol' too much."

"I bring giant stuffed animals into carnivals so when I walk around people will think that I am good at something."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes."

"Never underestimate the power of a woman's INTUITION. Some women can recognize game before you even play it."

"A few weeks ago I wrote happy Eid to the Muslims and autocorrect changed it to Happy IED. It almost blew up in my face."

"I came up with this at 3 am, For short joke lovers. Penis, meet hand Hand, meet penis. Now shake hands."

"There's a book called ""Why Women have sex"" by Cindy Meston. The author also wrote""Why Men have sex"" but I'm guessing thats just a pamphlet."

"Just heard a Mexican guy sneeze with an American accent. Whoa, just whoa"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ....."