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Joke of the Day
"Probably the most notable thing about being an adult is not knowing whether you're tired or sad."
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"Is Monica Lewinsky good at the piano? I don't know about the piano, but she sucks at the organ."
"Why does Garfield hate Mondays? He doesn't have a job."
"*brings a laser pointer to the Broadway showing of Cats and creates utter mayhem*"
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"There's 20 letters in the English alphabet. Oh, wait! I forgot U, R, A, Q, T That's still only 25 but you'll get the D later."
"What concert costs 45 cents? A concert that costs 45 cents."
"Trainer: Are you wearing lipstick? Me: OMG no, that's just wine."
"What changes faster than technology? Taylor Swifts boyfriend"